I'll never be that girl.
The one who's smart and witty;
cleaver and pretty.
The one who's funny and wise;
but it's not just a disguise.
The one who's truly magnificent;
makes all the other girls feel ambivalent.
She's pretty and she knows it;
better believe she loves to show it.
Flawless skin with perfect hair;
to guys, no other girl could compare.
She's too good be true;
you know it can't be you.
She makes you feel bad;
without ever knowing she had.
She's got all the tricks;
always being so slick.
But even more so,
wouldn't you love to know;
she's got the perfect halo.